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Natalie, 18, Gay, In a Relationship

I love oldies and pop punk, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, The Following

Ball State University
Actuarial Science

goodnessgracious10:

AHHHH

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOREVER. 

(Source: vanessalengies, via eddiekazam)

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"It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there."
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gigieatsvegan:

Delicious garden vegan sandwich at @sabrinascafe. So yum. Multigrain bread with fresh spinach, grilled eggplant, bell peppers, cucumbers, and a roasted tomato- dill- garlic hummus spread. (at Sabrina’s Cafe)

gigieatsvegan:

Delicious garden vegan sandwich at @sabrinascafe. So yum. Multigrain bread with fresh spinach, grilled eggplant, bell peppers, cucumbers, and a roasted tomato- dill- garlic hummus spread. (at Sabrina’s Cafe)

(via funeralformyfat)

— 3 minutes ago with 3073 notes

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

(via prettysexyawkward)

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destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

(via nostalgiagetsthe-bestofme)

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camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

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"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."
Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via river-nymphette)

(Source: lifeinpoetry, via spoken-word)

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swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via fake-mermaid)

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mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via eddiekazam)

— 12 minutes ago with 16573 notes

overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

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