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Natalie, 18, Gay, In a Relationship

I love oldies and pop punk, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, The Following

Ball State University
Actuarial Science

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me:then why do they give us homework?
Whole class:.....
Miley Cyrus:....
Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."
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When my mom throws a family party



(via thewisepickle)

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